About Us

Our Style of Products

Our products are a mix of custom creations and quality produced shit.

Adorably Sassy, witty, humorously sarcastic, snarky and hilariously to the point items.


To see if our product line is designed for you
answer our crafty set of bullshit questions.

  1. Do you have a sarcastic sense of humor?
  2. Do you have a mouth that would make a sailor blush?
  3. Do you have a wicked attitude?
  4. Does your vocabulary dictionary mainly consist of 4 letter words (and of course “bitch”, that’s a given)?
  5. Do you enjoy laughing your ass off?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you are our type of customer… boy do we have some really good shit for you.

Enjoy shopping!

If you were offended while reading our questions, felt the urge to seek a “safe space” aka mommy’s basement, got all butt hurt, the term politically correct crossed your mind, or you had a sense of entitlement to a less blunt set of questions… it is safe to say that our Sassy & Witty shit is not for you.